Collective nouns: not much in the world is more whimsical. 

• a business of ferrets

• a smack of jellyfish

• a protection of armadillos

• a clowder of cats

• a charm of finches

• a bloat of hippos

 

So random – arbitrary, even – but often slyly hilarious.

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the ColleQtive Noun Towel (and other merch)
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